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Robert Scratchit - Legendary pornographer, our diminutive hero, patron saint of the downtrodden and sex-starved.
Alice Tovores - Scratchit's long-suffering secretary.
Sven Svensson - Scratchit's gofer, and Alice's coworker.
Tim Jefferson - Alice's love interest, and a fan of Scratchit's work.
Mandy Dale - One of Scratchit's star actresses.
Darren Steam - Scratchit's right-hand man, his equal in porn legend. His specialty is bukkake.
Neil Jerkit - Neil is a reluctant partner of Jerkit, Spankit and Spurt, a local law firm.
Ellen Buck - Another actress.
Bruce Buck aka BuckBunny - Ellen's furry brother.
Richard Maus aka Dickmouse - Bruce's friend since childhood, also a furry.

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Upon these eyes of thine I'll set my schlong.

by Ultamatom
8-17-06


	Whither goest thou, comely wench? Hath the hour grown already so tardy?


	Verily, noble Sir, it doth behove me to return to my place of labour.


	Pah! We'll have none of that. Thy labour henceforth shall be genuflection, to wit, for the receipt of my lascivious will.


	I kneel to receive thy seminal blessing, m'lord.


	I don't think this is going to fly with the Globe Theatre.


	Stop letting him write the scripts. It's hard to read a dictionary with semen in your eyes.

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Ultamatom stripcreator donor

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