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Plan B. Go over the counter. Grab the Pharmacist. Rip off my
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Waste_Of_A_Sniper
8-11-06
Do you have any liquids or gels?
Just a tube of spermicidal jelly.
Spermicidal jelly? Spermicidal? That's not like... anything to do with being suicidal is it? You're not planning on killing anyone are you?
Only some sperm. You've never seen jelly before have you?
Don't let my looks deceive you young lady... I know jelly. Trust me. I KNOW jelly.
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