T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse ...
Let me get this straight - there were NO mice ? No other creatures stirring AND NO mice. I mean, I can understand the part about no other creatures - I mean, that would make sense ... but NO mice !!??
yep, no mice and that's why we're standing out here freezing our tiny little asses off ...
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care ....
W-T-F !?!?! Let me get this straight ... the stockings get the care - STOCKINGS ! ! ! No mice ... but the stockings get to hang out where it's warm AND they get all of the care ? What is wrong here ??
And that's why we're standing out here freezing our tiny little asses off ... while the F*|king stockings get to stay warm ! ! ! Humans are such bastards ....
