CC 486: Boldy Going Where Entertainment Doesn't Need To Go

Author: ZMannZilla

Date: September 17, 2011

by ZMannZilla
9-17-11
I have fixed the Holodeck captain. Fortunately, only four crew members died this time when it malfunctioned.
This is like the tenth time during this voyage that the Holodeck gained sentience and tried to murder everyone. Why do we even have that thing?
The crew are stuck on a spaceship for months at a time. It is important for morale to provide them with engaging and versatile entertainment.
Yeah, but you know what does that without growing a brain and trying to kill my crew?
What is that, Captain?
A fucking XBOX!