Holy Cursewords Porkman! We're stranded on a desert island!
FINCHY IS DAMN RIGHT WE ARE! NOW WE SEE WHO IS TRULY CORRECT!
Oh, is this about that dumb Facebook post we replied to yesterday, the one about what 3 things we'd bring if we were stranded on a desert island?
Damn right again, stupid sidekick! Porkman shall now demonstrate why Porkman's answer was superior to Finchy's!
Your answer was "infinite wishes". Do you see a genie anywhere? ((sigh)) Now where's the desert survival kit, complete set of Craftsman tools, and Daft Punk mixtape I had on my list?
..........Porkman was going to wish for them with second wish to emphasize Finchy's stupidness?
