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Pay no attention to me. I'm just trying a few things out to see if I can harvest the funny.

Squirrel, Please

by actorbean
12-19-07


	What the fu...? Malcolm, is that you?


	SHHH! I'm in disguise, waiting for the fat man to show up!


	Who, Santa? What the hell for? He never leaves you anyway.


	I know. That's why I'm incognegro, baby! I'm gonna put my foot in his jolly ass!


	"Incognegro"? You seriously need professional help.


	Good idea. Do you know Samuel L. Jackson's home number?