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Squirrel, Please

by actorbean
1-08-08

'Twas the night before Christmas, which was Tuesday before last...


	...Come on, fat ***...come pick up this ass-whuppin' I got for you...

...Malcolm was waiting...


	...and then I'm-a pull his beard, and slap Blitzer, and take a Wii outta his bag. That punk is MINE!

...to kick Santa's ass.


	TWO trees? I've got a bad feeling about this.


	Oh HELLS yeah, Shamu. You gonna need some Maalox after tonight, no doubt!