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by actorbean
1-08-08
'Twas the night before Christmas, which was Tuesday before last...
...Come on, fat *******...come pick up this ass-whuppin' I got for you...
...Malcolm was waiting...
...and then I'm-a pull his beard, and slap Blitzer, and take a Wii outta his bag. That punk is MINE!
...to kick Santa's ass.
TWO trees? I've got a bad feeling about this.
Oh HELLS yeah, Shamu. You gonna need some Maalox after tonight, no doubt!
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