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I think my liver is burning. Neanderthal in the morning, Neanderthal in the evening, Neanderthal at suppertime. With Neanderthal on a bagel, you can have Neanderthal any time.

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Jinglemeister I am not

by ahrange
2-12-03

*jingly* Down on your luck or just hate your crab? Killingtons is for you.


	*knocks*

The best murder service in all of Nebraska wants to help you out!


	Yes?


	Hi, I'm Matt from Killingtons and I was wondering if you'd be interested in using our service anytime soon.

We've been offing people and making bad jokes since 1934!


	What's Killingtons?


	It's like an escort service but we kill you with sharp weapons, not STDs.

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