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I think my liver is burning. Neanderthal in the morning, Neanderthal in the evening, Neanderthal at suppertime. With Neanderthal on a bagel, you can have Neanderthal any time.

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Shameless plugger I am (Jinglemeister I am not, continued)

by ahrange
2-12-03

Call 1-800-IMURDER


	So let me get this straight: people call your company requesting someone to come out and either kill them or someone else?


	Not only that, we also leave a mint on your pillow.

Your first call comes free of charge*

*That is, unless you're alive to make a second call. Then the rate is $49.95 per second.


	What the hell is wrong with you Jehovah's Witnesses?!

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