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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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End Times XLV

by andydougan
11-05-02


	You're getting Russell Crowe to impersonate me in this reconstruction? Why can't I play myself?


	No offence or anything, but ratings tend to be inversely proportional to the number of hideously ugly people in a show.


	Well, that doesn't seem to apply with "Eastenders"! Anyway, Russell Crowe?! He looks like an unshaven down-and-out!


	Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. Anyway, you'll help us out with the script?


	I'm loathe to be involved in a production featuring that whoremonger.


	Speaking of which, is your mother home? I could do with a quick one.

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