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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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End Times LXIX

by andydougan
12-15-02

Andy Dougan, film critic, is writing a script for the BBC


	Well? Have you taken out everything that's not relevant to John Pienaar's disappearance?


	Yeah, but it's not much cop now. This John Pienaar isn't very interesting.


	So to make up for that, I've embellished the language a bit. Here.


	"Lo and be ye holden. Upon yon scene bideth John of Pienaar. John."


	Is that the correct conjugation of "to bide"?

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