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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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The Tories of Babel

by andydougan
1-19-03

Phil Gallie MSP and Iain Duncan Smith MP


	So we just voted on whether we should go to war without another UN resolution. I put in an amendment saying we should put even more toxic waste in the Iraqi water supply than last time.


	I'm hip for that, daddio.


	What?


	We Conservatives are seen as out of touch with the lumpenproles. The spin doctors think I should try to cultivate a "street" image. You dig?


	Great! I wonder why William Hague didn't try that last time.


	Yeah, it was very nice of Michael Portillo to give me the tip. He's one real gone cat.

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