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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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Release the hounds

by andydougan
4-15-03


	Hi! I'm a young Tory cutting his teeth on an unwinnable constituency before going to a safe seat in Oxfordshire. Can I count on your vote?


	That you have the cojones to go around Dennistoun canvassing for the Conservatives in an Eton accent almost makes me want to vote for you.


	But unfortunately I despise everything you stand for.


	Could we hurry this up? I have a baccarat game in half an hour.

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