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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
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Howard: A warning from history

by andydougan
11-10-03

Michael Howard, newly appointed leader of the Tory Party, at a press conference


	Mr Howard, what do you say to those who think you're a little too right-wing to appeal to the average voter?


	Ha ha. I can assure you, Andrew, no one is more committed to moderate conservatism than I am.

Later, at a private meeting of the Tory faithful


	*On a mountain of skulls, in a castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil!*


	Heil! Heil! Heil!


	But enough about my time as Home Secretary.


	DER PARTY VILL LAST VUN SOUSAND YEARS!!! Well, minutes, maybe...

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