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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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Don't look now... 42

by andydougan
6-18-01


	Excuse me, have you seen my husband? He's kind of skinny, wears blue, likes hammering nails into his head. And what are all those ambulances doing here?


	Ma'am, I'm afraid I've got some bad news.


	Anne Widdecombe won the Tory Party leadership?


	No, your husband fell off the Niagara Falls in a bin. After two agonising hours of the paramedics trying to disentangle his entrails from the twisted metal, he finally died.


	Did you have to describe it so graphically? I won't be able to eat my dinner now.


	Look, I can change colour! Ach, this is crap. Time to end this stupid story.

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