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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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by andydougan
6-22-01


	Shocking developments in the Conservative leadership contest: Michael Ancram decides to stand! John Pienaar is on the scene! John!


	Thanks, Huw. So, Michael Ancram, do you think you stand a chance of beating Portillo?


	Well, let me make one point unequivocally clear: this is no time to seek to match spin with spin, or stardust with stardust.


	Er. What?


	Ihunno. I'm just trying to get into the Oxford Dictionary of Quotations.

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