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Dramatis Personae
Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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by andydougan
6-28-01

Iain Duncan Smith


	Huntin'! Shootin'! Down with women and poofs! And I'm not into ethnic minorities either.

Kenneth Clarke


	If the Tories had any brains they'd pick me, but of course if they had any brains they wouldn't be Tories in the first place.

Back in the studio


	So, John, how did it go with the candidates?


	I'd say they all got molested one too many times at boarding school. Oh shit, are we on air?

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