New Zealand story 4

Author: andydougan

Date: April 12, 2005

by andydougan
4-12-05
Chez Crowe
Where am I?
You're in our house. You started a fight, lost it, and had your broken body dragged out of the bar by the pubic hair. It was a completely vile spectacle.
Well, whoever it was, I'm sure they had it coming to them.
What? You're the one who got your ass beat. Your opponent escaped without a scratch on her.
Uh...there weren't any photographers around, were there?
I'll let this week's Time answer that one.