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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
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by andydougan
8-06-01
Tony Blair, Prime Minister, and David Blunkett, Home Secretary
Crime is on the increase. I guess we'll just have to impose Draconian laws and curtail the right to trial by jury.
No, no, no. We tried that last time and it didn't work. We should do the very opposite, in fact: legalise everything.
What, everything? Murder, ****, genocide, drawing benefit when you've actually got a job...?
The lot. Think about it: it'll be physically impossible to commit a crime, we'll be hailed as an example to the rest of the world and, as a bonus, the lefties can't accuse us of being totalitarian!
Hey, yeah! And if a member of the government comes up with a stupid idea, you can burn them at the stake!
Exactly! Oh...wait a minute, maybe I haven't thought this through...
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