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Dramatis Personae
Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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Honour among thieves

by andydougan
9-10-01


	If I win, should I offer Kenneth Clarke a place in my shadow cabinet?


	Yeah, it would be the polite thing to do. Also, it's safe, because he'll never accept it. He's yesterday's man and he knows it.


	*Whereas tomorrow belongs to me! There'll be no poofy Europeans telling us what to do when I'm* in charge! My dad fought in the war to make sure of that!**


	Yes, Iain. Could you give me that bottle you're holding?


	Sure, why?


	I want to beat my own brains out with it.

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