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Dramatis Personae
Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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by andydougan
9-12-01


	It was a silly contest, anyway. Didn't want to win it. Really.


	I will lurk in the shadows, perhaps taking a front bench position. My time will come. I can wait. I can wait.


	Subterfuge, thy name is Michael Denzil Xavier! You think you've seen the last of me, eh? Ha ha ha...


	If I lose tomorrow, I'm washed up. I'm 93 and can't possibly contest the leadership again. Out with a whimper, not a bang.


	I will most likely win. Unfortunately, "win" seems to mean being made the laughing stock of the country for four years, before being righteously annihilated at the next general election.


	Civilisation and democracy as we know them have been destroyed, and all I can do is make comics about the Tories.

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