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by andydougan
12-12-01
Good morning, Susie. Where are your glasses today?
I've got new contact lenses, Mr Dinove. My daddy says they make me look very pretty.
That's nice. I heard a story about a little boy with contact lenses. He_was_having_dinner with his mummy and daddy, he_choked on a bit of food, and the lenses slipped round behind his eyes...
Daddy, what do "severed", "optic nerves" and "don't worry, it might be apocryphal" mean?
Has that teacher of yours been at it again?
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