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Dramatis Personae
Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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Getting their acts together

by andydougan
3-21-02

Russell Crowe, quietly confident Oscar nominee, and Nicole Kidman, his mistress


	Nary three days to go! I must remember to wax my biceps for the acceptance speech.


	I've not been on TV enough lately. Should we just pet a little at the ceremony, or would_full_penetration be more newsworthy?

Denzel Washington, hard person from Harlem, and Ethan Hawke, non-entity


	Ey yo! Bitch! Ass! G! BOOM! ...Oh, it's no good, this just isn't me. I want to play solicitors again.


	Er. Hello. I'm Ethan Hawke. I'm not going to win.

The Academy


	Hey, how about "Gosford Park" for Best Picture?


	Ha ha ha! Shh, c'mon, we have to get this done!

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