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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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WatRotC8 - I'm stuck

by andydougan
7-18-02

Following the IRA's apology for killing civilians who somehow got in the way of bombs planted to kill them, world leaders decide to be buds. From Washington...


	Saddam, let's share a whore. Or two, or three, or maybe even more!


	Could you start selling me mustard gas again, then? I have Kurds in my way.

...to Jerusalem...


	Yasser, me old mucker, I only occupied Palestinian territories because of a repressed desire to have sex with you. Let's see what's under that towel!


	Akbar!

...to London.


	Hmm. I don't really have any enemies to make up with. Maggie?


	Hey, I've always been on your side, Tony! Pass the gin, will you?

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