andydougan
stripcreator donor

home : pm : info

Dramatis Personae
Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

Films!

(hide profiles)

Men are infinitely malleable

by andydougan
7-29-02

The Daily Record


	"Big Brother 3" was TV's lowest ebb! Should be banned! Perversion that it is! They'll show anything in their desperate bid for viewers!


	I thought that's what you said about Big Brother 2 last year.


	Nah, you must be mistaken. It was nowhere near as bad as this, anyway.


	I thought you'd've been pleased. It distracted all the dim people from Labour's trouble with the unions.


	What trouble with the unions?

twitter :

facebook

andydougan stripcreator donor

andydougan
stripcreator donor