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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
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by andydougan
9-02-02


	So we're having our usual Friday night game, and I think I'll be sneaky and use one of your poems to help me win. Sadly, my opponent realises what I'm up to.


	Then, to add insult to injury, just as I'm choking down the biscuit he announces that he stepped on a syringe the other week and contracted AIDS.


	I'm too embarrassed to go to the doctor, so I wrote to "Just Joan" to ask if it can be transmitted by biscuit. She hasn't replied yet, but I live in hope.


	How could one of my poems help you win?

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