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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
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Prelude to a come-down

by andydougan
9-04-02


	I was sick and tired of everything when I called you last night from Glasgow.


	I'm not surprised. Glasgow's a dump.


	Newly declassified records reveal that it was official government policy between the 1950s and 80s actively to promote poverty in Glasgow in order to suppress the city's left-wing elements.


	Yes, readers - this is not fiction!


	It defies satire. It really does.


	But we'll keep trying anyway.

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