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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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Boeings over Broadway

by andydougan
9-20-02

Osama "has" bin Laden


	Saddam is the most evil man since Caligula. The galaxy has never known such a threat.


	Sob! No one ever talks about me anymore!


	Mullah Omar! We've got to find a way to get back into the news! Any ideas?


	Hey, I know! Let's hire some goons to crash planes into the World Trade Center! We can make up some bullshit about virgins so they'll do it.


	Er. I already did that.


	*Oh. Well, I have* been living in a cave for the past year.**

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