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Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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End Times XXVI

by andydougan
10-22-02

John was tireless in his pursuit of work.


	The only vacancy I have is for a contract killer. Ever killed a man?


	No, but I can almost use a flushing toilet.

Sadly, he got no offers. Just a come-on from the whores on Seventh Avenue.


	Hey there, big boy! Looking for a good time?

I do declare, there were times when he was so lonesome he took some comfort there.


	Okay, dammit. Let's go for it.


	Ha ha! I was just kidding. Like I'd shag you.

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