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Dramatis Personae
Andy Dougan film critic extraordinaire. Enjoys illegal pornography and biscuits.
Russell Crowe actor and poet. Husband to a trophy wife. Father to a trophy son.
Huw Edwards BBC news anchor. The Hunky Face of TeatimeÂ®.
George W. Bush President. Defended the whorehouses of Houston from the Viet Cong.
Christian Slater certifiable actor. The id to Crowe's ego.
Osama and Mullah Omar fugitives. Kandahar's answer to Bert and Ernie.

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The Critic Trap

by andydougan
3-15-01

The Odeon, Govan


	Hi. I'm Andy Dougan, film critic with "The Evening Times". I'd like a ticket for "Proof of Life", please.


	To be honest with you, I'd give that one a miss.


	What do you mean?


	It's crap. You can tell the Evening Times you went to see it when you actually didn't, thereby saving you time and money.


	Great idea! Ha ha! I'm off down the pub, then.


	Ha! I'm an undercover Evening Times operative. You're fuckin' NICKED, me old beauty!

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