By second grade I was 5' 2"! By fifth grade I was wearing a size 12 shoe! In eighth grade I was shopping at the, Big and Tall, and the coaches had me playing High School football.
Double XL, Double XL! Dont call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell. Double XL Double XL! Im a lean, mean, love machine that likes to be held,
A skinny little pretty boy aint what they wanna hold, they want a real man with meat on his bones! I'll yank their Yankees, ring their Southern Belles, they say "ooo bbbppp we love a double XL!"
