The little shop of coffee where I hang out when the library's closed has a help wanted sign. It says, "be creative. make your own application. a collage or something.
Ten reasons you shouldn't hire this aardvark: 1) militantly vegan, not counting termites. 2) the customers will think he's weird and scary 3) like his friend hippie joe 4) he's not cute
5) sometimes i don't hear so well when there's backgound noise, so i worry about screwing up an order 7) i can make a different soup every day, and i like them, but others might not
6) takes recycling a little too far. 8). doesn't make real comics, like avery does. 9). every restaurant he's worked at is out of bisness. coincidence - or conspiracy?
10) too punk for the mundanes, too mundane for the punks. 12) doesn't know how to count down to ten
11. he's a lawyer. nuff said? 13) we could keep this up all night
