My sensitive nose tentacles are twitching. It's the aardsignal! This just in: LuckyGuess was almost mugged of his laptop in a mall parking lot this afternoon. You help is needed to apprehend
or at least mock the miscreants. Quick! To the Aardmobile!
They were about this tall, wearing tuxedos.
Putting out an ABP now
If you have any information leading to the apprehension or mockery of these miscreants, call 1-800-hot-tips now!
