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  arbi  
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adventures of an arbitrary aardvark

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by arbi
6-08-07
(5 A.M.) Booty Call!
Quick! To the Varkmobile!
tire, rim, $25. mirror, $5, shocks $30. jump start $1.25. getting some guy to push me out of traffic, $5 and a bud light. long walk home, free. booty call went ok tho.
(5:15) my aardvark senses are tingling.. somethings wrong. oh noes, flat tire)
(3 pm) I can save a few dollars on a haircut if I drive across town. I wonder why the radio just went dead?
Now I just need to find the crackhead mechanic who lives in my garage, to re-rewire the soloniod fuses. They melted after I accidentally reversed the polarity. his bailing wire + duct tape fix broke.
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