i have a landline, but luckily no one calls.

Author: arbi

Date: November 18, 2007

by arbi
11-18-07
ring ring
it's the superhero hotline!
We elected a new mayor and threw the bum out, but the county sheriff is refusing to return control of the city police department. There's panic in the streets!
Superhero hotline, may i help you?
There's only one who can save the city now! Help us, Avenging Armadillo!
Sorry, wrong number *click*