I'm here to reforge my broken sword so I can lead an army against the tyrant who is threatening my people.
I found this magic egg which was a discovery that led me on a predestined journey where I realized I'm the one person who can defend my home against an evil king.
http://www.bartleby.com/196/
Hai Guyz. I'm Barack Hussein O'Bama. Vote for me against the evil witch.