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picked up a hitchhiker in the middle of nowhere missouri. turned out he was going to see his brother two blocks from my house.
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| Stopped by a cop, late last night. Outta state tags, and no taillights. He said | |
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| "I oughta run you in but I'm letting you go, | |
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the other hitchhiker spent the whole trip whining about how much he hates missouri, which is where he's from.
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| cuz there ain't nothin' wrong with your ray-ay-di-o. | |
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| Actually, my radio doesn't work either. Last night I got two written warnings and a verbal, about the tailight. 28 hours, 1000 miles, 1 blood draw, 1 cup to pee in, 2 hitchhikers. | |
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