The Broons

Author: arrandildocompany

Date: February 18, 2004

Gordie wants his hands on Tony's job - Nick just wants his hands on lots more knob!
Michty me... I'm in a tight spot, Brown Dick. I want to show Tone who's boss, but I don't want to bring him doon just yet with this university funding vote.
Ne'er mind aboot that the noo, Gordie. Can we no go up Clapham Common and find some wee boys? PLEEEEASE...
'Westminster's happy family that makes every family miserable'
Hmmmm... this gies me a plan. Tell ye whit, we can go up that Common if you call off your rebel backbenchers in the other Commons.
Braw, it's a deal! Jings, you're a real pal Gordie! Thanks a million!
Later...
Nggghhh... so, puff, turned out that Gordie strengthened his hand, and Tone got his bill through, nggggghhh, but only just, ooomph, and I got some wee boys up the Common. So a'body's happy! Aaaahh...
Me's only doing this to pay for me's variable top-up fees...