Two Ronnies

Author: arrandildocompany

Date: October 11, 2004

Here, do you reckon it's better to have sex with Ronnie Corbett or Ronnie Barker?
Definitely Ronnie Corbett. Think about it. For a start, he's smaller so he'd be tighter.
Yeah but surely Ronnie Barker would have better banter.
Perhaps, but he's also fatter so his dick would be smaller.
The implication being that having a big dick inside you is a good thing?
Ach, I hate not being on mushrooms.