We've all been there.

Author: atomiclunch

Date: November 3, 2017

by atomiclunch
11-03-17
First date with Phreaky didn't go too well?
Actually, it went fine. Turns out she's kind of a "look but don't touch" gal on the first date. I looked. I looked a lot! But later...
"Thanks for dinner! See you next time!" *WHOOSH!*
*sigh* Well, looks like it's just you and me, again.
Great, you're going to slather me with K-Y and beat me until I throw up, eh?
Sort of. I'm all out of K-Y.
Oh, HELL naw!