atomiclunch
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"Actually, it's rather funny, but don't tell anyone I said that." -RandomComicLayoutGuy

Nothing short of total war.

by atomiclunch
4-19-18


	Hey Don, did you check into that thing I asked you about?


	Yeah Jonald, I got you hooked up with that Maria chick from the weather channel for one night. Just pretend you're me. What could go wrong?


	...so, Bacon and I greased up the rubber chicken and... Something wrong, 'Lunch?


	I feel a great disturbance in the force! Like someone is Defiling my dewpoint doyenne, Maria! I have to DO something!


	Why the hell did you even OWN a nuke?


	Better question is "Why the hell did you NOT?"