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Comic Contest XVI: And now...
Here's the deal: You must use either dexx-elaphant or dex-cthulhu back to back in at least one panel.
Also, you must use the phrase, "I don't take checks" and something to the effect of I don't get it.
The world will pay. And I don't take checks.
I don't get it.
05/15/05 - Defensistration
04/03/04 - Backfirage
03/21/04 - Scooby Don't World.
11/11/03 - Aagh! With the thead.
11/11/03 - And when there is no hope:
11/10/03 - Unfair characterization from the bored.
11/09/03 - I lost my skills for making comics. And punchlines.
11/09/03 - Heaven and Hell do not explain irony.
11/08/03 - If I tried at anything, I would be emo. Man, that's emo.
11/08/03 - Story.
11/08/03 - Fight me? Now's your chance.
11/08/03 - To whom it may be of any concern, forget this lesson...
11/08/03 - Halloween is a *******.
11/08/03 - Difference? My reach only extends to myself.
11/08/03 - The Truth
08/01/01 - Can't even write humor nowadays.
07/27/01 - Nothing really. PAIN.
07/27/01 - So yeah, I don't get it.
07/24/01 - Another day.
07/23/01 - Spread the message! Somewhere else.
07/23/01 - More than 20 minutes later
07/23/01 - No punchline
07/23/01 - These characters have the perfect expressions.
07/18/01 - Wow.
07/18/01 - But, but, but... Well, I guess it's as good as any.
07/17/01 - Who IS making the comic? Ha. Ha. Ha.
07/17/01 - Money isn't everything, truth-talking is.
07/17/01 - Fryalogue
07/17/01 - It's one of the commandments
07/17/01 - Take advantage of what I'll never have and call it ****.
07/16/01 - The mealing is futile, confused.
07/12/01 - Is not that the turth?
07/11/01 - The Yuman Condition
07/11/01 - Ooo
07/09/01 - You're something that you're not that you believe not in
07/06/01 - Independance Shmay
07/05/01 - You know what? Telling me not to suck doesn't help.
06/29/01 - Intrinsicly sabatical
06/28/01 - Why do I always feel the need to explain myself?
06/27/01 - Point, point... where'd I put my point?
06/27/01 - It's ok. It's not like it doesn't really hurt.
06/27/01 - The Gimp doesn't read comics anymore (OR: Memories)
06/26/01 - I bet you can guess what preceded this.
06/23/01 - I am Meaningless
06/22/01 - Only the Young Survive
06/22/01 - It was Peanuts
06/15/01 - Foo
06/10/01 - Telemundo
06/08/01 - Have to put words in your mouth since you aren't here
06/08/01 - Punchline ruined by prickishness
06/06/01 - Heehee. His mom.
06/06/01 - Story of My Life
06/04/01 - I Don't Know. ...
06/04/01 - Heehee, sweet dreams for me.
06/02/01 - Likelife portrait
06/02/01 - How do I feel?
06/02/01 - None of this is supposed to have sexual connotations.
06/02/01 - No, I'm just dumb and cowardly.
06/02/01 - Obligatory strip where I'm sad about how the world works
06/02/01 - Seriously.
05/29/01 - Titled
05/25/01 - Yah, es.
05/20/01 - Life is Beautiful
05/20/01 - Still here.
05/15/01 - Death...
05/14/01 - Almost Punky Brewster
05/14/01 - As in 'will to live' or 'drive for life'
05/13/01 - This was going to be meaningful, until I wrote panel 3
05/13/01 - You too coo fo besting me (OR: Ha, you freak!)
05/13/01 - Yep
05/13/01 - Soliloquy is hard to spell, even harder to do
05/13/01 - Keeyl me now
05/13/01 - My thoughts exactly
05/12/01 - Prozzak-ish
05/11/01 - Yodelahee
05/10/01 - Back to the truth talking
05/08/01 - I thought of a building for human habitation
05/07/01 - The inner workings of one's mind
05/07/01 - One last comic to kill the pain
05/07/01 - I'm sorry for not coming up with anything on my own.
05/07/01 - Too profound for me.
05/06/01 - Allo!?!
05/06/01 - I=bastage
05/06/01 - Yawhickey
05/06/01 - #1
05/06/01 - Back to truth talking.
05/06/01 - And I'm unoriginal (OR: Fuck truth talking--profundity!)
05/06/01 - Rambles.
05/06/01 - Epiphany
05/06/01 - Not Truth Talking
05/06/01 - About that...
05/06/01 - Bah, or Boh, I'm not sure.
05/06/01 - Reasons, explanations; why?
05/04/01 - I know I know, I know.
05/04/01 - Introductions.
05/03/01 - Respond to my IM, *****!
05/03/01 - JORdan (another ture story)
05/03/01 - Sit down, let us rest our feet.
05/02/01 - After a few years things just don't sound right.
05/02/01 - Never bet against the truth talking computer.
05/02/01 - I will have to make my computer lie someday
05/02/01 - There, it is now all better.
05/02/01 - Like this comic
05/02/01 - And I cry and wonder if I'm not still a romantic at all.
05/02/01 - Sometimes my computer is my only comfort. Sometimes.
05/01/01 - Argentina (OR: I speak in dialogue, also)
05/01/01 - I just realized what the hell you said.
05/01/01 - Like calling bald people Tiny or smart people Richard.
05/01/01 - Two.
05/01/01 - Truth talking props are everywhere!
05/01/01 - I do NOT have a charisma of 19
05/01/01 - At least I'm not THAT scary
05/01/01 - This ain't aroma therapy
05/01/01 - That probably didn't make him feel better; a ture story.
05/01/01 - So much for
05/01/01 - I too can metamorphisize
05/01/01 - No, the absent character is not a voice in my head
05/01/01 - I have no Blockbuster membership
05/01/01 - I should not hit the button labeled 'Save it'
05/01/01 - Buf of course, you are not there to answer.
04/30/01 - Boh
04/30/01 - ...by which I mean I should finish my last English paper
04/30/01 - Accquiessence, sp?
04/30/01 - Bee buh bee buh bee
04/30/01 - Hello
04/30/01 - Masochism
04/30/01 - They tell me to make ****-aid in this case
04/30/01 - Meddle of honor. Clever title? Well, no.
04/30/01 - I think I've found the source!
04/30/01 - I am General Gao's *****
04/29/01 - Respect, pt 2
04/29/01 - Respect, pt 1
04/29/01 - If only I could meet her in real life.
04/29/01 - ||'s (OR: Fuckin' Truth Talking Computer)
04/29/01 - Hormonal Inspiration
04/29/01 - Rationalization
04/28/01 - I think in dialogue
04/28/01 - Right!
04/26/01 - Revelations.
04/26/01 - Inspiration, yes.
04/26/01 - I like to spew peoples personal lives out over the internet
04/26/01 - Ture conversation. What fun.
04/26/01 - Now we shall pick on your unfortunateness.
04/26/01 - Your humble responsee
04/26/01 - Torpor and Jesus
04/25/01 - Life is dissapointment.
04/25/01 - You cannot escape
04/25/01 - Untitled
04/25/01 - Perhaps I overestimate myself.
04/25/01 - Espousal of Perousal
04/25/01 - Something indeed
04/25/01 - Even the penguin.
04/25/01 - Keep on turking?
04/25/01 - United they stand. Valujet they fall.
04/25/01 - The humor is in the punchline, foos
04/25/01 - It's always the same.
04/25/01 - Was it Tide? I can't remember. I'm a bad person.
04/25/01 - Eat at Joes.
04/25/01 - Bad mumbo, okay jumbo
04/24/01 - Magnificence is futile
04/24/01 - And that's all I have to say about that. Take II.
04/24/01 - And that's all I have to say about that. Or anything.
04/24/01 - Rebuttal
04/24/01 - It's so hard to be depressed, until the rock sets in
04/24/01 - Of course, he would never say it quite like that.
04/24/01 - Hare are the we
04/24/01 - Who stole the goodness from me?
04/24/01 - Your fearing of me, my own loathing.
04/24/01 - Poof!
04/24/01 - So I can say, "This one time at band camp" a lot
04/24/01 - 3...2...1... Blammo.
04/23/01 - Here! You will have your Rose Garden!
04/23/01 - It's too wordy, so you won't read it. Hopefully.
04/23/01 - chat
04/23/01 - I'VE GOT NOTHING! NOTHING!
04/23/01 - But I know these people!
04/23/01 - And bigger ones.
04/22/01 - The answer to all life's problems.
04/22/01 - They are playing with my mind, mind.
04/22/01 - Because it's all been done before.
04/22/01 - Noooooooooooo!
04/22/01 - I'm joking, right?
04/22/01 - How my life works. Not to say anything about yours, ofcourse
04/22/01 - I come to a realization! Again!
04/22/01 - I'm dying goddamnit.
04/21/01 - More ture dialogue
04/21/01 - Give me a stripper and I'll make a comment
04/20/01 - Must... antagonize... others... to make self feel better...
04/20/01 - Did I make those? Can they see them?
04/20/01 - Even in my WILDEST dreams... Wacky zany unhappiness.
04/20/01 - Mere mortals were not meant to witness this wacky zaniness
04/20/01 - Heeheehee...I love myself. For my comedic genius, of course
04/20/01 - Sleep is irrelevent! Laughter is the best rest!
04/20/01 - Eh? No stopping for me! It's to much fun and funniness!
04/20/01 - This is when I start feeling worse
04/20/01 - Ah, this is when I start to feel better.
04/20/01 - Wait until I get a chance to write for SNL or the Simpsons!
04/20/01 - No Truman Show for me! I'm pure comedy!
04/20/01 - I am Pauly Shore! I am Carrot Top! I am me!
04/20/01 - The joker is wild and I am the joker and I'm wild.
04/20/01 - Ok, I'm seriously laughing at this one. Almost crying, ture
04/20/01 - Laugh while you can, monkey boy!
04/20/01 - Ha ha ha ha, you are laughing!
04/20/01 - Try to take it as funny, ok?
04/20/01 - Even while asleep, I can never be happy.
04/20/01 - C'mon, just one more step to being the Gimp!
04/19/01 - The Commonwealth Pusher Robot
04/18/01 - This is what happens when I try to make funny comics again
04/17/01 - Pat + hectic - c = me!
04/14/01 - Pieces of true story (or: REGERTATION!)
04/14/01 - I only needed one panel, I know.
04/14/01 - Wait, does that make senses? Or sense, even?
04/14/01 - The joys of the morning.
04/14/01 - Ah. That.
04/13/01 - Call the pun police with the stun guns and the rabid hatred
04/13/01 - It happens.
04/12/01 - What does predernation mean? Anything?
04/12/01 - I hate you. Really.
04/12/01 - What will really boil your noodle is, who is it for?
04/12/01 - That really is the look in my eyes
04/12/01 - It wasn't even about religion for once
04/12/01 - It's ok. I had too much for dinner last night.
04/12/01 - C'mon baby, don't hold it back!
04/11/01 - Sap
04/10/01 - No different
04/08/01 - Bread slice #2
04/08/01 - Ham Sandwich (You now won't read this because of the title)
04/08/01 - You get 3 guesses as to where my motivation is.
04/08/01 - The theme it is I can live it.
04/08/01 - Theme for the life: RUN AWAY!
04/08/01 - Step outside yourself, ruin a strip.
04/08/01 - Don't worry, it only hurts if I think about it.
04/07/01 - Truth? Why not.
04/06/01 - Shmoriginal
04/06/01 - Where are a hammer and nail when you need them?
04/05/01 - Crying on the inside
04/05/01 - Where to go once we get Metric
04/05/01 - The Origin of Love, revisited.
04/05/01 - It hit me like a shiny new penny.
04/05/01 - Yes, no repercussions, no repercussions!
04/05/01 - This is what comes of being alive.
04/05/01 - Of course, it doesn't matter.
04/05/01 - But the cute asian girl swears, so it's legitimate.
04/04/01 - That thing they do.
04/04/01 - Didn't even have to take the quotes out of contest.
04/02/01 - For the same reason as any other.
04/02/01 - Wait a second, this isn't funny. Oh well.
04/02/01 - I hate putting thought boxes on other peope, but...
04/02/01 - And I wonder...
04/01/01 - What else is new: what goes on while your back is turned.
04/01/01 - You must see beyond the appearences.
03/31/01 - Comic Contest XVII: I always thought it was just a saying.
03/25/01 - Comic Contest XVI: And now...
03/25/01 - Justice is blind
03/25/01 - I try to make them without meaning, but never succeed.
03/25/01 - Trying to see over the giants
03/25/01 - I try to get the hell out but woo ain't no joke
03/25/01 - Next thing you know I'm in a cult
03/24/01 - Comic Contest XV: United we stand, divided we are still borg
03/22/01 - Dreams do come true
03/21/01 - My life is ruined
03/21/01 - Worchester
03/21/01 - The lost chapter.
03/21/01 - Comic Contest XIV: Whether 'tis nobler...
03/20/01 - Phew...for a second there, I thought it mighta been...
03/20/01 - Possible reactions to Rudie's revelations
03/20/01 - This? Can't-be-reality.
03/20/01 - Subtle. Really subtle.
03/20/01 - Misty recolection.
03/20/01 - Someone with sense
03/20/01 - So that's who he is...
03/20/01 - I'd like to think that real life doesn't happen.
03/19/01 - Procrastination is key. To something.
03/19/01 - Ye of little faith.
03/19/01 - Comic Contest XIII: "Yeah, I KNOW it sucks" eh?
03/19/01 - She's got a point there, bub.
03/19/01 - When oh when will I hit bottom?
03/19/01 - Wait a second...
03/19/01 - Something to agree on.
03/19/01 - Fugobo awaits!
03/18/01 - tHe pH8 0f mANk1Nd 1s S3AL3d
03/18/01 - You get it? It's referring to another--AHH! FIRE!!!
03/18/01 - If chicks were like bobo32.
03/18/01 - Must...make...little asian girls...swear...
03/18/01 - And the awesome threesome dies.
03/18/01 - The gang, explained. From my perspective.
03/18/01 - Not for you; not again.
03/18/01 - Do you want to get Uno's for dinner tonight?
03/18/01 - Not homophobes; just ****ed cause we can't get laid.
03/18/01 - The finicky love of littlegirl2
03/18/01 - Feelin' Finer...
03/18/01 - Feelin' Fine...
03/18/01 - How the world works.
03/18/01 - Here kitty kitty
03/18/01 - That darn fugobo.
03/18/01 - If there were justice in the world...
03/18/01 - Satan am I not.
03/18/01 - Satan am I!
03/17/01 - Story of My Life: Parts (1,$)
03/16/01 - Where do I find these people?
03/16/01 - How the fugobo stole Shakers.
03/16/01 - A shoe salesman gets some
03/16/01 - Simply Fantastic.
03/16/01 - A conversation I had with another stripper
03/15/01 - A conversation I had with a stripper.
03/15/01 - Yet another True Story:
03/15/01 - Reconciliation
03/15/01 - This ain't Great Justice
03/15/01 - Pretty Face, Clouded Mind
03/15/01 - Canadiaese
03/14/01 - Sharp dressed man.
03/14/01 - Oi.
03/14/01 - Schoolgirls go to heaven
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