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Comic Contest XVII: I always thought it was just a saying.
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bobo32
3-31-01
As the dust settles, an ironic turn of events: I AM the last man on earth.
I know we're the only survivors and must procreate to save the human species, but I'm not easy, so: What is your idea of the perfect date with me?
Hmmm...honestly? We'd sit around and talk about stuff, maybe over dinner, and then go have sex.
Well, I suppose you can't have everything... Um, If you could be any part of an automobile, what part would you be and why?
What kind of automobile? 'Cause I'm thinking the backseat, but my reason's not valid if it's a Volkswagen.
Geez, never mind. Well, you can probably at least answer this: If we were making "whoopie", what kind of sounds would you make?
Whoopie? Shit, she'll never put out anyway. Into the fiery lake for me, then. AAAAHHHHH!
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06/04/01 - I Don't Know. ...
06/04/01 - Heehee, sweet dreams for me.
06/02/01 - Likelife portrait
06/02/01 - How do I feel?
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06/02/01 - Obligatory strip where I'm sad about how the world works
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05/20/01 - Still here.
05/15/01 - Death...
05/14/01 - Almost Punky Brewster
05/14/01 - As in 'will to live' or 'drive for life'
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05/07/01 - Too profound for me.
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05/06/01 - I=bastage
05/06/01 - Yawhickey
05/06/01 - #1
05/06/01 - Back to truth talking.
05/06/01 - And I'm unoriginal (OR: Fuck truth talking--profundity!)
05/06/01 - Rambles.
05/06/01 - Epiphany
05/06/01 - Not Truth Talking
05/06/01 - About that...
05/06/01 - Bah, or Boh, I'm not sure.
05/06/01 - Reasons, explanations; why?
05/04/01 - I know I know, I know.
05/04/01 - Introductions.
05/03/01 - Respond to my IM, bitch!
05/03/01 - JORdan (another ture story)
05/03/01 - Sit down, let us rest our feet.
05/02/01 - After a few years things just don't sound right.
05/02/01 - Never bet against the truth talking computer.
05/02/01 - I will have to make my computer lie someday
05/02/01 - There, it is now all better.
05/02/01 - Like this comic
05/02/01 - And I cry and wonder if I'm not still a romantic at all.
05/02/01 - Sometimes my computer is my only comfort. Sometimes.
05/01/01 - Argentina (OR: I speak in dialogue, also)
05/01/01 - I just realized what the hell you said.
05/01/01 - Like calling bald people Tiny or smart people Richard.
05/01/01 - Two.
05/01/01 - Truth talking props are everywhere!
05/01/01 - I do NOT have a charisma of 19
05/01/01 - At least I'm not THAT scary
05/01/01 - This ain't aroma therapy
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05/01/01 - So much for
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05/01/01 - No, the absent character is not a voice in my head
05/01/01 - I have no Blockbuster membership
05/01/01 - I should not hit the button labeled 'Save it'
05/01/01 - Buf of course, you are not there to answer.
04/30/01 - Boh
04/30/01 - ...by which I mean I should finish my last English paper
04/30/01 - Accquiessence, sp?
04/30/01 - Bee buh bee buh bee
04/30/01 - Hello
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04/30/01 - I think I've found the source!
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04/29/01 - Respect, pt 2
04/29/01 - Respect, pt 1
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04/29/01 - ||'s (OR: Fuckin' Truth Talking Computer)
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04/29/01 - Rationalization
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04/28/01 - Right!
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04/25/01 - Untitled
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04/20/01 - Did I make those? Can they see them?
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04/20/01 - Sleep is irrelevent! Laughter is the best rest!
04/20/01 - Eh? No stopping for me! It's to much fun and funniness!
04/20/01 - This is when I start feeling worse
04/20/01 - Ah, this is when I start to feel better.
04/20/01 - Wait until I get a chance to write for SNL or the Simpsons!
04/20/01 - No Truman Show for me! I'm pure comedy!
04/20/01 - I am Pauly Shore! I am Carrot Top! I am me!
04/20/01 - The joker is wild and I am the joker and I'm wild.
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04/20/01 - Ha ha ha ha, you are laughing!
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04/18/01 - This is what happens when I try to make funny comics again
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04/14/01 - Wait, does that make senses? Or sense, even?
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04/14/01 - Ah. That.
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04/12/01 - What does predernation mean? Anything?
04/12/01 - I hate you. Really.
04/12/01 - What will really boil your noodle is, who is it for?
04/12/01 - That really is the look in my eyes
04/12/01 - It wasn't even about religion for once
04/12/01 - It's ok. I had too much for dinner last night.
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04/10/01 - No different
04/08/01 - Bread slice #2
04/08/01 - Ham Sandwich (You now won't read this because of the title)
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04/08/01 - The theme it is I can live it.
04/08/01 - Theme for the life: RUN AWAY!
04/08/01 - Step outside yourself, ruin a strip.
04/08/01 - Don't worry, it only hurts if I think about it.
04/07/01 - Truth? Why not.
04/06/01 - Shmoriginal
04/06/01 - Where are a hammer and nail when you need them?
04/05/01 - Crying on the inside
04/05/01 - Where to go once we get Metric
04/05/01 - The Origin of Love, revisited.
04/05/01 - It hit me like a shiny new penny.
04/05/01 - Yes, no repercussions, no repercussions!
04/05/01 - This is what comes of being alive.
04/05/01 - Of course, it doesn't matter.
04/05/01 - But the cute asian girl swears, so it's legitimate.
04/04/01 - That thing they do.
04/04/01 - Didn't even have to take the quotes out of contest.
04/02/01 - For the same reason as any other.
04/02/01 - Wait a second, this isn't funny. Oh well.
04/02/01 - I hate putting thought boxes on other peope, but...
04/02/01 - And I wonder...
04/01/01 - What else is new: what goes on while your back is turned.
04/01/01 - You must see beyond the appearences.
03/31/01 - Comic Contest XVII: I always thought it was just a saying.
03/25/01 - Comic Contest XVI: And now...
03/25/01 - Justice is blind
03/25/01 - I try to make them without meaning, but never succeed.
03/25/01 - Trying to see over the giants
03/25/01 - I try to get the hell out but woo ain't no joke
03/25/01 - Next thing you know I'm in a cult
03/24/01 - Comic Contest XV: United we stand, divided we are still borg
03/22/01 - Dreams do come true
03/21/01 - My life is ruined
03/21/01 - Worchester
03/21/01 - The lost chapter.
03/21/01 - Comic Contest XIV: Whether 'tis nobler...
03/20/01 - Phew...for a second there, I thought it mighta been...
03/20/01 - Possible reactions to Rudie's revelations
03/20/01 - This? Can't-be-reality.
03/20/01 - Subtle. Really subtle.
03/20/01 - Misty recolection.
03/20/01 - Someone with sense
03/20/01 - So that's who he is...
03/20/01 - I'd like to think that real life doesn't happen.
03/19/01 - Procrastination is key. To something.
03/19/01 - Ye of little faith.
03/19/01 - Comic Contest XIII: "Yeah, I KNOW it sucks" eh?
03/19/01 - She's got a point there, bub.
03/19/01 - When oh when will I hit bottom?
03/19/01 - Wait a second...
03/19/01 - Something to agree on.
03/19/01 - Fugobo awaits!
03/18/01 - tHe pH8 0f mANk1Nd 1s S3AL3d
03/18/01 - You get it? It's referring to another--AHH! FIRE!!!
03/18/01 - If chicks were like bobo32.
03/18/01 - Must...make...little asian girls...swear...
03/18/01 - And the awesome threesome dies.
03/18/01 - The gang, explained. From my perspective.
03/18/01 - Not for you; not again.
03/18/01 - Do you want to get Uno's for dinner tonight?
03/18/01 - Not homophobes; just pissed cause we can't get laid.
03/18/01 - The finicky love of littlegirl2
03/18/01 - Feelin' Finer...
03/18/01 - Feelin' Fine...
03/18/01 - How the world works.
03/18/01 - Here kitty kitty
03/18/01 - That darn fugobo.
03/18/01 - If there were justice in the world...
03/18/01 - Satan am I not.
03/18/01 - Satan am I!
03/17/01 - Story of My Life: Parts (1,$)
03/16/01 - Where do I find these people?
03/16/01 - How the fugobo stole Shakers.
03/16/01 - A shoe salesman gets some
03/16/01 - Simply Fantastic.
03/16/01 - A conversation I had with another stripper
03/15/01 - A conversation I had with a stripper.
03/15/01 - Yet another True Story:
03/15/01 - Reconciliation
03/15/01 - This ain't Great Justice
03/15/01 - Pretty Face, Clouded Mind
03/15/01 - Canadiaese
03/14/01 - Sharp dressed man.
03/14/01 - Oi.
03/14/01 - Schoolgirls go to heaven
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