Realizing that it had offended the world's Asian population, the American government has changed the nomenclature for the Asians yet again.
Oh boy, this better be good!
I will translate.
Domo.
Domo can be used on various occasions, such as when someone gives you a present, you can say "Domo." Your new translation: "You've got to be kidding me."
My name is Haricutchu Wong.
Translation: Tonight I will clone myself so that two Wongs can make it with a white. Namely your wife, with whom I will be banging on your CEO table after I take over your corporation. BANZAI !!!!!!!!