Tragedy in the nation's heartland. A story of lies, deceit, and unnatural acts with muppets. I'd like to introduce my first guest: child psychologist and part time puppeteer, Bob Sanderson...
Hi, boys and girls! I'm so happy to be on today's show!
CAN IT, PERVERT! SHOW ME ON THE MUPPET WHERE YOU TOUCHED THE FRAGGLE!!
But that's not even the same show....? And why are the cops here?
Innocent man trying to feed his family through the magic of puppetry? Or brutal psychopath hellbent on destroying the lives of muppets everywhere? For the Disney Channel...
