It's like a whole planet of battered women down there. You treat them like shit, tell them you only do it because you love them, and they stay with you anyway.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
For example: you make Abraham almost kill his son, then you make poor Job suffer the greatest tortures ever known for years just to see if he'll turn on you.
Okay, I'll make it up to them.
Think of it like going to summer camp...I promise you'll have a great time!