This is your last chance...just walk away. I don't want to hurt you.
You? Hurt me? Who do you think you are?
I'm Judge Mental!
Well, Mr. Judgemental, one sip of what is in this brown paper bag, and I will have the unbridled strength of ten baboons in heat!
But you really drink it because you don't want to face the fact that you balded prematurely and grow that beard because you think it makes you look virile.
