If you're an angry villager out for revenge from the havoc I caused while I was a werewolf I hope you understand I'm prepared to denfend myself with this hammer.
Don't you recognize me? Or does this metallic shell hide my true feelings for you?
Wait! Your true feelings? You're here with a robotic gun filled with several silver bullets. You're my wife aren't you. Strip off your metallic disguise and show yourself to me.
It was really hot it that thing.
I bet it was. You smell like the inside of a million assholes.