I'm so lonely I've been thinking about using one of these online dating services.
Oh my god! Don't do it! I told them I wanted a guy who was tall dark and handsome and they hooked me up with this guy Tobor who kept talking about cornholing me.
Cornholing eh? Do you ever get that not so fresh feeling afterwards.
My ass is still sore and then he never even called me.
Three weeks later.......
Your right that was a terrible idea they hooked me up with this guy named Dr. Pedantic and he was just correcting my grammar all night. He was a devil in the sack though.
I boinked him, he's all wam bam thank you ma'am! I was like where's the beef?
