Alocious has his mind on other times right now, so we gona kick it to our favorite whit boy on the streets, Mandingo...
First I'd like to thank Jesus...Now onto pimpin news. Alocious Tractor Johnson has just been robbed of his sandwich cash, by two skank bitches.
Now that new young pimp on tha block. You know the scot? Well apparently his bigfrank hurts when he kaenash's real bad. Like he have some sort of ivy rash going on wit his choad or something.
Thats all I got on the beat. My sources are all unknown, back to you Eric.
